January 16, 2011

• Dog Report: Death of an Elephant

  Imagine the grief and the horror in my home this morning.

  Elephant, our most loved puppy-toy, had been murdered.  His fluffy skin ripped off; his soft insides spread across the living room floor; his sweet little squeaky heart torn out of his body.    Poor Elephant, an innocent victim of a senseless atrocity!

  

  Chloe and Kal, of course, deny any involvement in the crime but their spit and teeth marks are all over what’s left of Elephant’s body.  Their relationship with Elephant had become somewhat strained when they started spending more time with Tennis Ball and the Noisy Rubber Radish.

  

  Both dogs are still legally minors so there is no question of criminal charges.  However they will need extensive psychotherapy and a lengthy rehabilitation process. 

  Giving Kal and Chloe the help they so desperately need is going to be an expensive process.

  That’s where I need your help.  Please get out your credit credits and call the following number to make your donation:

  1-800-MYDOGSARECRAZY

  I know I’m asking a lot but only your generosity can help prevent me from having to wake up to a scene like this ever again.

  

  • 12:26 pm
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